I admit to being firmly on the road to becoming a fuddy-duddy (I hope that means the same in all countries) so, given that I have a lot of teens to 20-somethings on my Twitter, a great amount of what I read is littered with terms I really don’t grasp.Buy my books here
Written by Alistair Duncan
However, from what little I can read, it is clear that Benedict Cumberbatch needs to be stopped. Why? For the very future of our species.
I have been reading for many months, and with an increasing sense of panic, of the medical condition known as destruxit ovariis or, to translate, “destroyed ovaries”. An alarming number of women, apparently in the age group 13-30 are reporting experiencing this after witnessing Benedict Cumberbatch. Alarmingly this condition does not require the subject to be in the physical presence of Cumberbatch – the sight of him on screen is clearly enough.
As much as I enjoy his appearances as Sherlock Holmes he needs to be stopped or Sherlockiana and the human race are doomed to end within a generation.